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You’re fucking dead, kiddo.What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? Think again, fucker. I don't wish the sweet release of death though! You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. copypasta of a threat i was sent. I am trained in online What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? Database Moderator & God Tier Swag & Protip Advisor & Karma Tycoon & Meme Boi Digital Archaeologist & Treasurer & Pundit & Gallery Housekeeper Digital Archaeologist & Archivist & Collection Butler Digital Archaeologist & Archivist & Media Bus Boy Lushsux Discusses His Meme-Inspired Murals, And How He Has Internet Culture Down To A Fine Art For Seven Years, Scots Wikipedia Was Vandalized By A Furry Who Didn't Know Scots Internet Loves Osaka's World Expo Logo, An Amorphous, Multi-eyed Blob Monstrosity Mr. Bruno's Unforgettable Face Will Show Up On Your Feed Sooner Or Later Suspicions Abound In "Possessed By An Owl" Sketch I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. If i was serious, I’ll explain why. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as 4chan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. Be gwatefuw you didn’t got them thweats, you wucky son of a mothew, a pwan to the Wowwd, i giveth unto thee, a death thweat. ?And yes, by the way, i DO have a Gorilla warfare tattoo. If you want to fight, come to me in Zamboanga dew Suw. If you want to fight, come to me in Zamboanga del Sur. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. Now i go to the spot, preparing fire to be burned to Ra. I can rapture an entire body, i can incapacitate someone on the brain, i can give them multiple collisions on the head without being drowsy for 4 days, i am unbelievably a menace. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. Marin, we may be friends but I’m being serious. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. If you vawue youw wife, don’t. I will shit Dragon's Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device?
My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. To be fair, to a person who isn't aware of copypastas, a copypasta death threat is going to cause exactly the same amount of actual physical IRL fear as a real one - maybe more, because the pasta ones sound especially unhinged. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.
As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. level 2 I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b.