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They talk about their adventures on the sea. A sailor who has been out at sea for two months stops at a brothel. The chief, in very broken English, speaks to them,When one whale spots a fishing boat.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. Suddenly the fellow on the sonar tries to speak up, surprised. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. The tribesmen take the sailors to their chief. 75 of Billy Connolly’s best jokes, one-liners and quips 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland – from Scotland …and some quotes: 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life 25.

Of course, the jokes weren’t as “dirty” as we know them today, but rather sexually inappropriate insinuations which were regarded as unfitting by his fellow writer counterparts. They'll harpoon us and cut us up! Whether we like it or not, the world changes every day. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. The captain then turns to the Australian and asks A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. Pirate Jokes As he swam the sharks move aside.“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!”A woman was nearing the end of her tether – every night her husband was snored so loudly that it kept her awake.She decided to call the family doctor to see if there was anything that could be done to relieve her nightly suffering.“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband of his snoring,”  said the doctor, “but I must warn you that it is rather expensive. “This is yacht Corporate Junket, Corporate Junket, Corporate Junket, over.”“Corporate Junket, this is Solent Coastguard,” came the reply.

"After a tour of the nation's newest carriers and submarine,the three admirals got together to make small talk where it got to the topic of their wives. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? This was also the decade of the appearance of “South Park”, another sitcom of the sort which is still widely watched today. Tags: Anchor Puns Boat Humour Boat Jokes Boat Puns Boat Quotes Captain Puns Cruising Ferry Puns Funny Boat Names Marinas Maritime Puns Motor Boat Jokes Nautical Jokes Nautical Play On Words Nautical Puns Pirate Jokes Sailing Jokes Sailor One Liners Sailor Puns Ship Jokes … A seagull droppin’ fell into me eye.”“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the questioner asked incredulously.“Well…” said the old sea dog, ” it was me first day with the hook.”An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down.

All you … All sorted from the best by our visitors. As cheesy as it is, do you want to know what the key to my heart is? “That sounds like I’m buying a yacht!”How many boaters does it take to change a lightbulb?None, because the right size bulb isn’t on board, the local marine-supply store doesn’t carry that brand, and the mail-order house has them on back-order.Two people are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea.A sailor and a pirate are in a bar recounting their adventures at sea. However, there was one thing different about this captain.

So they rowed out another fifty yards, and the same sailor jumped out again to find the water reached his chin.About 150 yards from shore, he jumped out of the rowboat again and disappeared under water. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “I’m a battleship! They had rowed out a little way when one got out of the boat and stood knee deep in water.“We need to go out further,” he told the other.

I was just wondering if you were my son!”A novice yachtsman got into trouble in heavy swell had to call the Coast Guard for help.“Mayday, mayday, mayday!” he yelled.